Limited Edition Toilet Paper
Jumbo Rolls for £43
SOLD OUT :'(
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How to be naughtier
Wear a pirate hat
Throw a tantrum
Backchat to your parents
Steal from the stationery cupboard at work
Text friends to say you’re leaving when you’re still at home
Cheat at the self service checkout
Stop replacing the toilet roll
Use these emojis more 🍆 🍒 🍑
How to be nicer
Help a granny cross the road
Smile at babies
Stop shutting elevator doors on people
Buy Who Gives A Crap
Make a non-creepy free hug sign
Use these emojis more 🤗 ❤️🦄
Want to be reeallllly nice?
naughty nice artists
All of the artists we worked with are incredibly nice, but they've got their naughty side too.
Click below to see their Naughty and Nice rolls.
Are you naughty or nice?
Unsure about your behaviour from the year?
Take this quiz to see if you've been naughty or nice.
Think about the naughtiest person ever
THE FUN STUFF
Softer than unicorn manes
50% of profits donated to help build toilets
Made from forest friendly bamboo fibres
Your interior decorator will thank you
Jumbo rolls are a great deal at 24.2p per 100 sheets
1200% more puns in every box
100% money back guarantee
THE BORING (BUT STILL USEFUL) STUFF
Double-length rolls have 370 sheets each
Fits in almost all loo roll holders
Sheets are 10x10cm each
3-ply is super soft and super strong
A-ok for most septic tanks
No inks, dyes or scents
We know you'll love our products, but if for any reason you don't, send them back for a full refund.
Last chance to order before Christmas!
To ensure orders arrive before Christmas, place orders before
12pm on Dec 19 for Standard Shipping, and before Dec 21 for Express Shipping. Got it
Woah, we've sold out!
Holy crap! We’ve sold out of our Naughty and Nice Limited Edition, but that’s ok because you can still buy our loo roll at our normal (and great value!) price. Press the button. Go on, it’s probably the best rectangle you’ve ever seen.
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