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Gifting is easy when your toilet paper does the talking. Perfect for

Perfect gift for bad spelers

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50% of profits donated

B Corp™ certified for environmental impact

Finally, a chance to tell your bathroom how you really feel. With our A - Z Edition, you can use your rolls for more than just your bum. Whether you’re stuffing stockings or just reminding the next person to change the roll — you can let the toilet paper speak for itself.
We’re not so keen on cutting down trees just to make toilet paper, which is why these luxe rolls are made from 100% bamboo (just like our premium rolls). Bamboo is a super fast growing grass (not a tree!) which makes it the perfect material for toilet paper. While 27,000 trees are cut down each day for most other TP, we’re helping to reduce deforestation one roll at a time.

- 48 double length rolls, 370 sheets each

- Soft and strong 3-ply

- Biodegradable

- A-ok for septic tanks *but check with the tank manufacturer if you're not sure

The gift that keeps on giving

Half of our profits go directly to organisations that are building toilets for the 2 billion people in need. That means you're doing good every time you go! Share your efforts and encourage someone else to give a crap. We’ll even sweeten the deal – refer a friend and we’ll give you both off your next purchase.

We think toilet paper can do amazing things all year ‘round – things like help reduce deforestation and build toilets for those in need. But occasionally we like to make our toilet paper feel super duper special by partnering with artists to create themed loo rolls that bring the spirit of the loo to life!
2020 has been a weird ride and we all have a lot of things to say. Remarks like, “yikes” and “bumfuzzle” and “holy cannoli” are in our daily texts, tweets and inner monologues — so why not our toilet paper?
Stack ‘em. Line ‘em up. Put ‘em on your loo...it’s up to you! Each roll has a different letter so you can tell a story, write a headline, remind people to wash their hands — the possibilities are endless. Tell us what you have to say @whogivesacraptp!
Long story short, we have to wrap our rolls in something to keep them moisture-free and hygienic. We could wrap 6 rolls together (that’s the limit), but we’d need to use a much thicker paper. The net paper used (by weight) to wrap a 6 pack in heavy duty paper vs. six individual rolls in the thin tissue paper we use is effectively the same. It’s either this or plastic — and we hate plastic.
No. While that would look cool, we wouldn’t want anyone wiping their bum with inks or dyes.
That’s all thanks to the very talented Tom Abbiss Smith, who created the custom artwork.
Unfrotunately, not. When it comes to speling and grammar, It mite feel a bit like your’e back in the classroo, but don’t wurry — no pop-quizies heer!
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This promotion only applies to orders of toilet paper (not tissues or paper towels) from new customers. Offer expires 22 April. Can’t be combined with any other discount.

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