SHIPPING WITHIN THE UK IS FREE FOR ALL ORDERS OVER £20 (WOOHOO!). FOR ORDERS UNDER £20 WE CHARGE £4 FOR SHIPPING.
We also offer an express shipping option with guaranteed next business day delivery on all orders placed before 2pm weekdays for just £4 per package.*
Please note that the free UK shipping zone INCLUDES the Scottish Highlands & Islands, Northern Ireland and the Isle of Man but does not include the UK Channel Islands or British Overseas Territories. Express shipping is only available for the UK mainland, excluding the Scottish Highlands.
We know what you're thinking—what about the rest of Europe? Never fear, friends from the Continent: we ship across the Channel! Please consult our shipping table below for country-specific rates.
Delivery Estimates: All free shipping orders ship with MyHermes and should be delivered within 2-5 business days. All express UK orders ship with DPD and will be delivered next business day if placed before 2pm weekdays. All non-UK European orders also ship with DPD - delivery estimates are indicated in the pricing table.
*What's a package? Glad you asked. We pay shipping for each individual package we send out. If you order an individual box of toilet paper, that's a package. If you add a box of tissues, we can strap that to the box of toilet paper, and it still counts as one package. At a certain point, though, the order becomes too large to ship as one package, and we have to ship items separately. If you order a 48 pack of toilet paper and a box each of tissues and paper towels, for example, weve got to ship this as two packages. Confusing, we know, but if you have any questions please email us at email@example.com!
|Country||Carrier||Shipping Time||Order <£20||Order >£20|
|UK - Mainland||MyHermes||2-5 business days||£4||Free!|
|Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands & Islands, Isle of Man||MyHermes||2-5 business days||£4||Free!|
|UK Channel Islands||MyHermes||2-5 business days||£12||£8|
|Next Day - UK Mainland||DPD||Guaranteed next business day delivery on orders placed before 2pm||£8||£4|
|Austria||DPD||3 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Belgium||DPD||2 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Bosnia and Herzegovina||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£64||£60|
|Bulgaria||DPD||4-7 Business Days||£24||£20|
|Croatia||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£21||£17|
|Czech Republic||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£8||£4|
|Denmark||DPD||3 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Estonia||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£20||£16|
|Finland||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£22||£18|
|France||DPD||2-3 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Germany||DPD||2-3 Business Days||£9||£4|
|Greece||DPD||4-9 Business Days||£26||£22|
|Hungary||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Iceland||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£72||£68|
|Ireland||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Italy||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Latvia||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£18||£14|
|Lithuania||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£16||£12|
|Luxembourg||DPD||2 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Netherlands||DPD||2 Business Days||£8||£4|
|Norway||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£60||£56|
|Poland||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Portugal||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£18||£14|
|Romania||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£23||£19|
|Serbia||DPD||4-7 Business Days||£65||£61|
|Slovakia||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Slovenia||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Spain||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Sweden||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Switzerland||DPD||3 Business Days||£48||£44|
We can't believe it. We landed in the UK just a little over a month ago, and we've already sold out of our first production run. We're aiming to be back in stock by the last week of March, so please leave your email below and we'll be in touch as soon as it's ready. Sorry 'bout that, and thanks for the support!